what if death is just level 2
I never played a level one that was this fucking hard
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
one time, as a prompt, my creative writing teacher told us all to get out our phones and text a ridiculous question to somebody. so i asked my friend “what shade of blue is the sky today?” and he sent me the actual fucking hexcode
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
don’t dead open inside
In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes.
However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she fails, they’ll kick her out of Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. So her real fear isn’t failing.
At Hogwarts, she has two wonderful friends who love her, and she is getting to live in an incredible world. She doesn’t want to lose that, and she thinks that if she does bad in her classes, they won’t let her come back.
so what if…
when in the philosophers stone her line “we could be killed, or worse.. expelled” wasn’t her being snooty or a teachers pet..
but her saying that she would rather die than stop going to hogwarts and never see her friends again?
let our wonderful fandom continue making me cry for years and years yes this is enjoyable
We all know that feeling, vending machine
THIS WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU SWEET CREATURES
I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.
THIS IS AWESOME.
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos
"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"
"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"